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There you are, ready to watch the new Call of Duty Black Ops: Cold War trailer. You’ve got a chicken tender sandwich (on white bread, of course) with extra mayonnaise in one hand and a snifter of Monster Energy drink sitting at the ready on the corner of the IKEA table that you proudly repurposed into a desk. You’re basking in the glory of a new Call of Duty game that’s totally going to recapture those glory days of Modern Warfare 2 gone by. Truly, this is as good as it gets. Then, without warning, your Cold War trailer viewing…