30
Oct
Cinemas can be transcendent places. Sitting elbow-to-elbow with your fellow man and basking in the glow of other human imaginations? Joy itself. As long as everybody behaves. When a few simple rules are followed (phones away, shoes on, no talking, stinky food, or stretching your legs through the gap between the seats in front to rest your stockinged feet next to your neighbour’s nose) it all works like a dream. When those rules aren’t followed, then it’s very easy to wonder why you’ve shelled out £15 for the privilege of hearing your fellow man rustle crisps in the dark and seeing…